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if j00 maek Piconjo c0nt3nt I wi11 feature j00.
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Piconjo > j00
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suxx mah p3n0r, kthx

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Posted by Piconjo - July 17th, 2023


every1 on n00gr0unds is conn3cted thru Piconjo.


a11 authors are 69 or fewer p3n0r suxx away fr0m Piconjo.

s33 4 j00rself - l00k at any auth0r here on teh n00gr0unds adn f0110w which penor they suxxed adn s00n j00 wi11 find they a11 suxx mah p3n0r.

teh C0nj0 is at teh cent3r of teh n00gr0unds universe.

soem facts:

m0er than 69% haev suxxed mah p3n0r directly adn suxxed it moer than 69 tiems.

but which auth0r is teh biggest p3n0r suxx0r? who has suxxed mai p3n0r teh m0st and k33ps trying to suxx moer every day?

p0st j00r guesses in teh c0mments adn haev a chance at winning a speshul prize<3


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Posted by Piconjo - July 5th, 2023


rem3mber 2 pwn teh opressive toadies 2day LOL!!

p0sted a n3w m00vie on teh Patreonjo<3


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Posted by Piconjo - June 12th, 2023


Piconjo Jam '23:


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69 tr0phies LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank j00 a11 <3


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Posted by Piconjo - June 9th, 2023


as I lie here in mah h0spital b3d I haev s33n a11 teh <3 that j00 haev s3nt me.

teh d0ct0rs said I w0uld n0t live past 2day.

but they were wr0ng.

d3ad wr0ng.


PICONJO DAY HAS C0MMETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


teh n3xt insta11ment of Piconjo Jam defies certain death 2 PWN j00 a11!!!!!!!!:


Piconjo Jam '23



But OMG wait!!!!!!!!

there's moer...


Piconjo Pwns Toadies!!!!!!!!!



a11 teh <3 j00 haev built with j00r p3n0rs gaev me teh str3ngth 2 rec0ver.

I am g0ing hoem 2day<3

it is a11 thx 2 j00.

a11 of j00

each adn every 1 of j00.


Piconjo Day 2023 music


Piconjo Day 2023 m00vies:


Piconjo gaems!!


Official Piconjo Day art



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p0w3r teh p3n0r


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teh Piconjo serv3r


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Posted by Piconjo - April 9th, 2023


he110 every1, it is I, j00r g0d adn favorite n00gr0unds animat0r...................................


PICONJO


I haev teh n3ws 4 j00..............


it is that tiem of y3ar again...


PICONJO DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where j00 r teh pwned adn suxx mah p3n0r.

that happens every day of teh y3ar, but on 6/9 it is a sp3cial pwnage and it wi11 b in teh buttz.

j00r buttz.

adn it wi11 maek j00 smile

bcuz j00 wi11 liek it.

in teh buttz.


What is teh th3me of Piconjo Day this y3ar??????????

it is...


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p3n0r p0w3r


on j00n 9th n00gr0unds wi11 again b teh bl3ssed by.................. ANOTHER PICONJO JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Piconjo Jam '23


PJ '23 wi11 contrinue teh traditi0n of bringing 2gether teh 1337est animat0rs 2 maek m00vies adn p00p on n00bgr0unds LOL!!!!!

Then j00 wi11 a11 celebr8 adn suxx mah p3n0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OGM J0IN TEH PICONJO JAM '23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if j00 can animate adn b teh 1337 then d0 this liek I d0 j00 in teh buttz, a massiev p3n3trat10n of 1337 pwning!


m00vie f0rmat:

Dimensi0ns: 1920x1080p
length: 10s - 69s
filetype: .mp4 (.swf is k)
g3t ur animati0n file 2 me - put it on teh newgrounds dump file, Mega, or upl0ad in Piconjo disc0rd in #c011ab channel.
due date: 6/6 (j00n 6th)
suxx mah p3n0r


m0st of teh c011b wi11 b organized on:

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teh Piconjo s3rver


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this Piconjo Jam may b teh last 1 ev3r.

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bcuz I just had oen of mah kidneys removed

here it is:

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bust3r sw0rd ch0p-ch0p


OMG!!!!!! if I haev teh 0ther rem0ved then n0 m0er Piconjo Jams ToT


What can j00 d0?


teh m00vies wi11 b edited 2gether adn magica11y maed in2 teh gr8est Piconjo Jam ev0rrz (PJ'23) adn n00gr0unds wi11 suxx 0ur p3n0r adn mah kidney wi11 gr0w back.

adn if n0t then I wi11 may b die a painful adn ag0nzing death adn spl00j.


bai<3


more updates on Piconjo Day at:

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teh Patreonjo


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Posted by Piconjo - March 2nd, 2023


From teh Patreonjo:

h0w 2 pwn toadies


It is n0t s0 much that j00 haev 2 pwn teh toadies...

Toadies pwn themselves.

They live in teh wretched waters of teh p0nd gnashing their teeth adn l00king 2 suxx any p3n0r that cums their way. They wall0w in their h8 adn wait 4 hapless victims that they can grab adn pull in2 teh murky p0nd adn suxx them dry. teh muck adn suck lol.

when j00 r teh 1337 adn haev teh <3 in j00r p3n0r then they will n0t b able 2 gaze upon j00 with their cloudy bulging eyes. they will cower fr0m j00 bcuz their h3art rests upon a bed of f3ar adn pumps h8 2 fuel their flaccid adn selfish desires.


h8 does n0t vanquish h8

only <3 vanquishes h8


d0 n0t b liek teh toadies when they want 2 suxx teh <3 out of j00 - it is teh 0nly way they can suxxeed in their warty ways. b teh 1337 adn let teh <3 guide j00 on teh path of pwnism. teh toadies cann0t f0110w teh path of pwnism. If they give chase then they will fa11 back in2 teh dark depths.

0nly when they sh3d their skins adn leave teh warts behind can they f0110w after j00. adn when they d0 that, then j00 haev w0n their h3arts 0ver adn they will n0 l0nger b teh toady. teh toady is n0 m0re. they r teh pwned.


cultivate teh <3 with teh virtues that pwn.

it is n0t ever teh easy way 2 1337ness - j00 haev 2 find j00r p3n0r adn fill it with <3

when j00 haev teh <3 in j00r h3art then j00 gr0w j00r p3n0r 2 l0fty heights.

climb teh p3n0r adn ascend 2 1337ness.


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Posted by Piconjo - February 19th, 2023


Toadies

0riginally p0sted at teh Patreonjo

Jun 20, 2022 at 11:59 AM



Toadies r n0t teh r3al frogs (fr0gs r teh omg cute!).

Toadies r n0t even actual t0ads.



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1337 fr0g is cute<3



toadies r defin3d by their nature adn behavior... Desires that refuse teh <3, cling 2 h8, and a pitiable imp0tence that drives them in their loathsome toady actions. 


Their imp0tent adn flaccid nature is teh 0bvious attribute.

They cann0t b gr8er than j00 bcuz they ch00se h8 over <3, 2 b selfish in tiems when compa5510n is n33ded, adn 2 sink down in2 teh murky p0nd that r0bs them of their <3 where only h8 dwe11s away fr0m teh light ab0ve.


Toadies r teh jealous adn h8 those wh0 d0 n0t dr0wn with them. This h8 is a burden adn a weight that they r chained 2 by desires adn disdain f0r what is g00d; tethered 2 this h8 in teh p0nd of their own machination. Whatev3r p0w3r they may sti11 haev in them is sp3nt against their weight of h8 that drag them d0wn in2 teh murky depths. th0se 0f us wh0 can re13ase teh faek weights adn inst3ad h01d 2 teh <3 wi11 ascend ab0ve teh murky depths.


They compens8 4 this with their sh33r numbers - they herd 2gether 2 croak, adn their croaking is s00thing to each other as it reaffirms their flaccid adn wicked ways.


They gather in teh dark places adn croak toady lies. These lies r n0t 0nly dec3ptive adn h8ful but als0 a pr0jecti0n 0f their self. It is their dark toady magic 2 sp3ak of 0thers in ways that they s33 themselves adn find compensation 4 their suffering by casting a spe11 on 0thers rather than a tr00 rem3dy...


d0 n0t fa11 f0r toady lies adn inst3ad understand teh trick of their projectign i11usi0n.


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j00 cann0t d0 that which is gr8 without a p0w3r that is gr8r.

when j00 fidn this p0w3r, then j00 > toadies.

Piconjo > toadies



Toadies rely on teh capabilities of 0thers rather than d0ing what is right themselves.

Teh d33ds that they live by r weak adn r 4g0tten while teh w0rks by teh 1337 will live on.

They cann0t pwn, adn r pwned by 0thers. Contrari1y when some1 has moer str3ngth adn p0w3r than is nec3ssary then they can give 2 0thers fr331y. But toadies do not haev teh exc355 p0w3r, adn suffer a deficiency; bcuz of this they rely on wicked self-serving acts, adn think n0t of 0thers bcuz they r s0 weak they can barely d0 what is n33ded 4 themselves s0 will s33k 2 r0b 0thers with their suxxing. When teh h0st is suxxed dry they m0ve on 2 an0ther.


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But toadies live in fear adn r contr0113d by it, unable to get their p3n0r up enough 2 change their fetid lives. It is fear they understand adn r fami1iar with s0 they wi11 c0mmunicate with it adn try 2 maek j00 f3ar with them. But b brav3 adn str0ng adn pwn their fearmongering.

bcuz of this fear, they r never a mast3r of their f8, they are enslaved adn s0 they must live teh life of teh slaev in obedience adn servitude. Every1 is their master unless their toady lies adn tricks w0rk a way for them 2 manipulate. But those with p0t3nt p3n0rs wi11 n0t b manipulated by teh h8 adn they d0 n0t n33d 2 lie to manipulate but inst3ad lead by examp1e of their p0w3r.


They will latch on adn suxx teh penors of th0se with p0w3r in hopes of getting some s3curity adn salvation at any c0st. It is a lofty debt that coems at a price. But they wi11 tr3at their h0sts teh saem way as any1 else... teh saem way they treat themselves... disrespectful, destructive, wanting, adn contemptuous.

Teh use of h8 as f0undation k33ps their eg0 fr0m c011apsing, but it comes at high cost 2 their penor. teh 1337 decry adn rebuke teh croaking, so teh toadies must use teh h8 as their gr0unding adn f0undation rather than <3 which s3als their d00m.



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OMG TOADY ATTACKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Their h8 is bui1t on illusi0n adn fantasies.

Their imaginati0n is teh f0undation 4 their reasoning adn they use w0rds only, n0t teh tr00 adn r3al w0rld.

Their lowly words r a11 they haev 2 0ff3r 2 pull j00 away fr0m teh <3 that shiens teh light of tr00th adn casts their delusions 0ut of m1nd. Teh resu1ting tr00 r3ality crushes their faek and Finanal Fant0rsy gaems. This frightens them bcuz their very identity adn self is oen adn teh saem as their Finanal Fantorsies which prom0te their vile actions. They wi11 f331 liek "dying" when their toady lies r pwned.

bcuz they cann0t differentiate betw33n toady lies adn r3ality.

pwn teh lies adn pwn teh toady.


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They d0 n0t bring themselves 2 4give 0thers bcuz they cann0t muster teh <3 2 4give even themselves, let al0ne 0thers. Rem0ving warts taeks tr00 change, n0t toady lies, adn will fr33 them of their faek h8 that weighs them d0wn in2 teh depths of their p0nd.


<3 is r3al adn tr00. It taeks h0nesty adn h3art 2 acc3pt <3, but it is easier to simply g0 back to teh p0nd adn sink in2 teh muck 2 reside in teh darkness. Their lack of h3art, p3n0r, and <3 d00ms them 2 teh muck of teh p0nd adn their cycle 0f suffering.


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0nly teh pwn sha11 inherit teh Earth.


teh toadies suxx me all day l0ng bcuz I am teh 1337 s0urce of teh pwning that they wish 2 haev in their lives. But they wi11 never find teh 1337 bcuz they 0nly suxx 2 get what they want adn d0 n0t s33k 2 use what they haev 2 bcum 1337, only 2 inv3st in h8 that sinks them d33per in2 teh toady lillyp0nd. Eventually they will b cons00med by teh h8 adn all that they w0rked 2 suxx in their lievs will b l0st adn 4g0tten.


but red3mpti0n is never l0st.


if teh toady ever finds it in them 2 gr0w their penor enough 2 0vercum their warty desires then they sha11 b red33med. No faek toady lies wi11 red33m, but 1337 acts that can 0n1y b accomp1ished with <3 can red33m. 0nly teh <3 can cl3anse them, never lies adn h8.


d0 n0t h8 teh toady, but teh pwn their warty behavior s0 it cann0t turn j00 in2 a toady.

if j00 h8 teh toady then j00 r suxxing their penor adn that penor sha11 fi11 j00 with teh h8 adn j00r path is c0vered in teh warts.

teh pa55i0n of teh pwn may fi11 j00r p3n0r adn ready j00 4 pwnage.

When it is tiem j00 wi11 kn0w h0w 2 pwn.

let teh <3 pwn 4 j00.


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Supp0rt teh pwn


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Posted by Piconjo - February 5th, 2023


All teh previous c0ntent on teh Patreonjo will be brought over here to Newgrounds OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I w0uld liek to thanx teh Piconjers wh0 helped out setting up teh Patreonjo<3

but I want a11 teh Piconjo content available 2 every1 s0 that every1 in teh w0rld can enj0y teh Piconjo fr33 adn without restraint<3


taek a l00k at teh difference betw33n teh fr33 view on n00grounds vs what's updaeting from Patreonjo:


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But if there is demand for bigger pr0jects...


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Additional avenues may transpier 2 help create big n00 m00vies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OGM!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!


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Posted by Piconjo - January 27th, 2023


OMG updaeted!!! a11 mah music can b used in j00r ghey ge0m3try dash gheym


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a11 mah w0rk is fr33 4 any1 2 use h0wever they want as l0ng as derivitives are also 0p3n0r s0urce.

maek teh Piconjo c0nt3nt adn spr3ad teh <3, k?


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Posted by Piconjo - December 27th, 2022


j00r l0ving g0d of teh pr0tal says:


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m3 on teh stage at teh making of Piconjomas Party 3


Thank j00 a11 4 teh <3 adn suxxin.

I h0pe j00 enjoyed teh Piconjomas gifts I gaev 2 n00grounds this y3ar (OMG VOET 5!!!!!!!!!):





Adn a sp3cial thx j00 2:


@T0MMY

@crypticcervine

@hztaora

@jelly-p

@js-20

@mtv129

@sourpu55

@thebulbmin

@yixaline

@Chalk Outlline


adn every1 else, for contributing adn helping spr3ad teh Piconjo luv this year.


Piconjo <3 j00


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