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h0w 2 pwn toadies

It is n0t s0 much that j00 haev 2 pwn teh toadies...

Toadies pwn themselves.

They live in teh wretched waters of teh p0nd gnashing their teeth adn l00king 2 suxx any p3n0r that cums their way. They wall0w in their h8 adn wait 4 hapless victims that they can grab adn pull in2 teh murky p0nd adn suxx them dry. teh muck adn suck lol.

when j00 r teh 1337 adn haev teh <3 in j00r p3n0r then they will n0t b able 2 gaze upon j00 with their cloudy bulging eyes. they will cower fr0m j00 bcuz their h3art rests upon a bed of f3ar adn pumps h8 2 fuel their flaccid adn selfish desires.

h8 does n0t vanquish h8

only <3 vanquishes h8

d0 n0t b liek teh toadies when they want 2 suxx teh <3 out of j00 - it is teh 0nly way they can suxxeed in their warty ways. b teh 1337 adn let teh <3 guide j00 on teh path of pwnism. teh toadies cann0t f0110w teh path of pwnism. If they give chase then they will fa11 back in2 teh dark depths.

0nly when they sh3d their skins adn leave teh warts behind can they f0110w after j00. adn when they d0 that, then j00 haev w0n their h3arts 0ver adn they will n0 l0nger b teh toady. teh toady is n0 m0re. they r teh pwned.

cultivate teh <3 with teh virtues that pwn.

it is n0t ever teh easy way 2 1337ness - j00 haev 2 find j00r p3n0r adn fill it with <3

when j00 haev teh <3 in j00r h3art then j00 gr0w j00r p3n0r 2 l0fty heights.

climb teh p3n0r adn ascend 2 1337ness.